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Wealthy golf guru, Ty Webb, was removed from the Hot Links Golf Course, following another gopher-related incident.
Dr. Sherman Peabody, a former resident of Cuetopia, has discovered the 119th element and named it in honor of his hometown, Cuetopium.
Cuetopia High School Consumer Science director Hannibal Lecter, has announced he will teach an adult education class this fall. “Cooking With Friends” will be held in the Cuetopia High School cafeteria every Monday night from 7 to 8 pm beginning Sept. 23. Bring a friend.
BBQ sauce truck collides with rodeo trailer in what locals are calling the most delicious auto accident in years.
The Risk-It-For-Brisket Boys have struck again. This time getting caught in the Meyer’s Smokehouse air ducts while trying to steal 50 pounds of meat.
Thornton Melon and the Fighting Sausage Heads Dive Team bring home the State Championship after a successful attempt of the legendary Triple Lindy.
Grand opening for store #1 of I CANT BELIEVE ITS HUMMUS is scheduled for Sept. 30. Join us in Downtown Cuetopia for the festivities.
Cuetopia High School Fightin’ Sausageheads kick off the 2019 football season on Sept. 6 with a home game against defending state champions, the Pythons from Monty. Kickoff is at 7 pm at Wurst Stadium. GO ‘HEADS!

As decreed by the Founding Fathers of Finger-Licking Foods, ‘Cuetopia is the official barbecue center of the universe. Feast your eyes on a magical land of meat where BBQ sauce bubbles from the fountains, basting brushes run for mayor, sausage links rain from the heavens, and rainbows are made of bacon.

Meat Us At The Mailbox. Can’t make it to ‘Cuetopia? Don’t worry your hungry little head about it. We ship to all 49 meat-starved states and Texas. From the smokehouse to your house, you’ll find everything you need to create your own ‘Cuetopia, no matter where you live. Go ahead, be the mail carrier’s favorite and order up some grub today!

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Seeing is believing, but tasting is more fun. Check out our menu and get all your favorites picked out beforehand so you don’t waste time thinking when you could be chewing!

Don’t get up from the table, we’ll bring the ‘cue to you, complete with all the fixins. Choose from delivery, full-catering, or simply come and get it.

When it comes to hunting season, Meyer’s Game Processing has the time-honored skills to turn your kill into a killer meal. From whole game processing to our world-famous sausage blends with your choice of garlic, sage, original, beef seasoning, hot, jalapeño cheese or chorizo – when you bring it to Meyer’s, the rack isn’t the only trophy you’ll be bragging about.

As decreed by the Founding Fathers of Finger-Licking Foods, ‘Cuetopia is the official barbecue center of the universe. Feast your eyes on a magical land of meat where BBQ sauce bubbles from the fountains, basting brushes run for mayor, sausage links rain from the heavens, and rainbows are made of bacon.

Meat Us At The Mailbox. Can’t make it to ‘Cuetopia? Don’t worry your hungry little head about it. We ship to all 49 meat-starved states and Texas. From the smokehouse to your house, you’ll find everything you need to create your own ‘Cuetopia, no matter where you live. Go ahead, be the mail carriers’s favorite and order up some grub today!

image

Seeing is believing, but tasting is more fun. Check out our menu and get all your favorites picked out beforehand so you don’t waste time thinking when you could be chewing!

Don’t get up from the table, we’ll bring the ‘cue to you, complete with all the fixins. Choose from delivery, full-catering, or simply come and get it.

When it comes to hunting season, Meyer’s Game Processing has the time-honored skills to turn your kill into a killer meal. From whole game processing to our world-famous sausage blends with your choice of garlic, sage, original, beef seasoning, hot, jalapeño cheese or chorizo – when you bring it to Meyer’s, the rack isn’t the only trophy you’ll be bragging about.

As decreed by the Founding Fathers of Finger-Licking Foods, ‘Cuetopia is the official barbecue center of the universe. Feast your eyes on a magical land of meat where BBQ sauce bubbles from the fountains, basting brushes run for mayor, sausage links rain from the heavens, and rainbows are made of bacon.

Meat Us At The Mailbox. Can’t make it to ‘Cuetopia? Don’t worry your hungry little head about it. We ship to all 49 meat-starved states and Texas. From the smokehouse to your house, you’ll find everything you need to create your own ‘Cuetopia, no matter where you live. Go ahead, be the mail carrier’s favorite and order up some grub today!

Seeing is believing, but tasting is more fun. Check out our menu and get all your favorites picked out beforehand so you don’t waste time thinking when you could be chewing!

Don’t get up from the table, we’ll bring the cue to you, complete with all the fixins. Choose from delivery, full-catering, or simply come and get it.

When it comes to hunting season, Meyer’s Game Processing has the time-honored skills to turn your kill into a killer meal. From whole game processing to our world-famous sausage blends with your choice of garlic, sage, original, beef seasoning, hot, jalapeño cheese or chorizo – when you bring it to Meyer’s, the rack isn’t the only trophy you’ll be bragging about.

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